Minor league baseball? Here? Sounds familiar

Kevin Winters Morriss couldn't mask the glowing optimism in reporting Sunday for the Southeast Missourian about the on-again, off-again and now on-again prospect of Cape Girardeau landing a minor league baseball franchise.

Granted, it's the same media source that nearly wet itself in curious excitement over a band of traveling teen golfers last week at Dalhousie. And in Kevin Winters Morriss' defense, he did warn against "anyone getting too excited" not once, but twice.

Mayor Jay Knudtson, he of eternal optimism and photo ops, stoked the flames of big-time baseball pipe dreams with his revelation that — and again, we're warned, don't get too excited — that our cozy 'burg by the river might possibly potentially sort of somewhat be interested in eventually exploring the notion of maybe looking into it.

In other words, it ranks right up there with the possibility that NASA will launch future shuttle missions from a local Wal-Mart parking lot.

Kevin, we like you. Your animated larger-than-life mug on semoball.com makes us chuckle every time we see it.

But here's a little history, since you're not from here.

Less than five years ago, Mayor Man With A Plan was glowing with the prospect of helping bring indoor football to the Show Me Center. Before that, it was minor league basketball. Before that, it was minor league baseball. And so the cycle goes.

It seems every year that guys with deep pockets grow weary of making the drive from Cape Girardeau to St. Louis to catch a ballgame, or some other town gets something — anything — that makes Cape Girardeau look a step behind. In this case, Marion, Ill., landed a Frontier League baseball team, so Cape Girardeau leaders are scratching their heads and plotting their next move in the eternal game of oneupmanship.

Later this year, if history holds true, SEMO football will amble toward a season opener and provide enough distraction that the minor league talk will fade to a quiet grumble about what could be done, should be done or won't be done because nobody will step forward to do it.

With enthusiasm, dedication and creative financing, a minor league franchise might work in Cape Girardeau. Would it thrive? That's hardly a given. Local sports consumers have shown they'll flock to watch a winner, but there's less tolerance for a losing minor league team with unfamiliar names and faces.

Sure, it would be nice if Mayor No. 1 Sports Fan has an inside line to the area's biggest bankrollers and can lead the charge to put together a leadership group, help secure public funding and make the most difficult sales pitch in Cape Girardeau history.

But as Kevin Winters Morriss warns, don't get too excited.